Baby On Board signs

Remember those Baby On Board signs? I was sick of them when I saw the third one. I mean, what was the point? Were we supposed to drive more safely because you might or might not have the rug-rat in the car? Are you saying you and your kids lives were more important than those you shared the road with? Were you bragging that you and the old man could still “do it” and resulted in a kido? When your incredibly poor driving skills resulted in a crash, was the sign supposed to let the ambulance driver know to keep looking for bodies? When you stuck one on your window, did you ever think that you just endangered your kid by reducing your field of vision out of the car?

I wanted to post some changing versions;

BEER ON BOARD
HOT BABE ON BOARD
HOT LIFEGUARD ON BOARD
PIT BULL ON BOARD
SCOTCH ON BOARD
ACCOUNTANT ON BOARD
SUPERMODEL ON BOARD
BIG MAC ON BOARD