I Heart you

You must remember these signs. I “Heart symbol” my Wife.
I Heart my Doberman.
I heart my Shetland Pony.
I heart Beer.
I heart my Car.

I get tired of them. I’m glad they are not around much anymore. Occasionally, I still see one. I think they were replaced by auto license plate frames that proclaim what the driver would rather be doing.
“I’d Rather be Driving a Titleist”.
“I’d Rather be flying my F-4 Phantom”.
“I’d rather be drinking beer”.
“I’d rather be making you eat that cell phone”.

How come we never saw these?

“I Spade my dog”
“I Club my honor student”
“I Heart Diamonds”