Showing posts with label I'm confused..... Show all posts
Showing posts with label I'm confused..... Show all posts

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

That was the wrong photo.....


In my most recent blog. No, we didn't snag a Mercedes SL V12. We could have! Honest, they really had one at the dealer. Sorry for the confusion. What we got was a 2008 Corolla with 4073 miles on it for $16999.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Happy Victoria's Secret Day!!!


I just glanced at my Day-Timer and noted that it is Victoria's Secret Day! All the men are rejoicing.
I'm not so sure the ladies do. I mean, one of the pressing questions to mankind is just who really looks like all those Victoria's Secret models?
Glancing at ABCNew's today, they are also running a photo blog about how bad Hollywood ladies look when they are running out to grab an extra long Chili-Cheese Coney at Sonic at 1:33 AM. They look just like the rest of us do. Without a $1000 make up job. Or a $400 hair cut on the guys.
Wait. I just checked. Seems this is Victoria Day for our Canadian friends. Shoot. Lets change that to Victoria's Secret day!

Thursday, April 24, 2008

"IM A 1" - say what???


I was driving home one day last week and saw this nice Mercedes. With a bunch of writing on the back window. The back window is touting some plan to “Get Residual Income” and had a phone number.

What I noted was the license plate. “I AM 1”.

What is this supposed to mean? Well, if it was some stuck-on-herself woman, then she must be blond. Sweetie, the men’s score card for woman, starts at 1 and goes to 10. Ever see the move “10”? Bo Derek was the object of male infatuation and was presented as a “10”, as in “the best”. So sweetie driving the Mercedes, are you some ugly chick? I couldn’t tell from through the blacked out windows, plus, we were doing about 60 MPH.

Or are you declaring “I AM 1”, as in some space alien?

Or are you declaring “I AM 1”, as in “one with the cosmos?


I wish I knew what you were declaring you were one of….